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10 months ago on October 16th, 2013 |2 notes
Sam teh Geemo turned 2 today!

Sam teh Geemo turned 2 today!

1 year ago on August 16th, 2013 |0 notes
thatfunnyblog:

I present to you John Green on his wedding day.
Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

I present to you John Green on his wedding day.

Funny Stuff you like?

1 year ago on August 11th, 2013 |209,241 notes
thefrogman:

I tried being gay. I went to the meetings. I got the gay starter kit. I read the manual. I hung around with a lot of gay folks. When they sneezed, I tried to run through the sneeze mist, but nothing I did would infect me with the gay. I mostly just got a bunch of colds and runny noses.
My best friend is gay, and I asked her to teach me the ways of the gay. But apparently she could only teach me how to be a lesbian, which is actually quite similar to what I already am. They tend to take a few more trips to Home Depot, but liking lady bits and wanting to play with boobies is pretty much the same. 
In the end I fear I am plagued with a chronic case of heterosexualness. I cannot be fixed. 

thefrogman:

I tried being gay. I went to the meetings. I got the gay starter kit. I read the manual. I hung around with a lot of gay folks. When they sneezed, I tried to run through the sneeze mist, but nothing I did would infect me with the gay. I mostly just got a bunch of colds and runny noses.

My best friend is gay, and I asked her to teach me the ways of the gay. But apparently she could only teach me how to be a lesbian, which is actually quite similar to what I already am. They tend to take a few more trips to Home Depot, but liking lady bits and wanting to play with boobies is pretty much the same. 

In the end I fear I am plagued with a chronic case of heterosexualness. I cannot be fixed. 

1 year ago on July 26th, 2013 |9,697 notes

1. White terrorists are called “gunmen.” What does that even mean? A person with a gun? Wouldn’t that be, like, everyone in the US? Other terrorists are called, like, “terrorists.”

2. White terrorists are “troubled loners.” Other terrorists are always suspected of being part of a global plot, even when they are obviously troubled loners.

3. Doing a study on the danger of white terrorists at the Department of Homeland Security will get you sidelined by angry white Congressmen. Doing studies on other kinds of terrorists is a guaranteed promotion.

4. The family of a white terrorist is interviewed, weeping as they wonder where he went wrong. The families of other terrorists are almost never interviewed.

5. White terrorists are part of a “fringe.” Other terrorists are apparently mainstream.

6. White terrorists are random events, like tornadoes. Other terrorists are long-running conspiracies.

7. White terrorists are never called “white.” But other terrorists are given ethnic affiliations.

8. Nobody thinks white terrorists are typical of white people. But other terrorists are considered paragons of their societies.

9. White terrorists are alcoholics, addicts or mentally ill. Other terrorists are apparently clean-living and perfectly sane.

10. There is nothing you can do about white terrorists. Gun control won’t stop them. No policy you could make, no government program, could possibly have an impact on them. But hundreds of billions of dollars must be spent on police and on the Department of Defense, and on TSA, which must virtually strip search 60 million people a year, to deal with other terrorists.

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Juan Cole, 08/09/2012   (via thepeacefulterrorist)

Juan Cole actually wrote this 4 days after a white terrorist, yes, terrorist, murdered 6 and injured 4 people at a Sikh gurdwara in Wisconsin. The terrorist who committed said crime spoke of an impending “racial holy war” beforehand and was a member of white supremacist/neo-Nazi hate groups.

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1 year ago on May 6th, 2013 |57,475 notes
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multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

1 year ago on May 3rd, 2013 |528,039 notes
plays

tommilsom:

chronicallylate:

princessfreakazoid:

let’s all watch this cute guy cover daft punk

DUUUUDE

omg, legit better than the orig

1 year ago on May 3rd, 2013 |2,826 notes
scrotumcoat:

this is some indiana jones shit

scrotumcoat:

this is some indiana jones shit

1 year ago on May 3rd, 2013 |289,483 notes
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